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Friday, December 22, 2006

What A Deal!!

Well, Swami is trying to wrap up his Christmas shopping, figuratively and literally. There are a few last-minute special presents that Swami is in the process of bidding for on EBAY. Wow, I hope the bids are successful. It was really a stroke of luck to find such unique items.

Swami is currently the high bidder for two one-of-a-kind items: A hunting rifle once owned by St. Francis of Assisi and a motorcycle that was a gift to Attila the Hun's mother.

Gee, what are the odds of being lucky enough to come across two deals like this?

Swami does not like to say, "I told you so," but it certainly appears to me that traveling by yak this holiday season would be much more reliable than flying out of Denver's airport.

And don't forget, if you are traveling with yaks, be sure not to forget that you will need a photo ID for each member of your party.

2 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

Traveling by a yak-pulled carriage is your best bet, no doubt, with blankets and plenty of yak-nog. Merry Christmas, Swami and Swamette.

 
At 12:21 AM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Merry Christmas, Swami and Swamette!
Looking forward to seeing you in the morning for the festivities.
(In preparation of your arrival, we built a nice heated corral for the yak herd in the back yard.)

 

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