Yaks In The Attic

Swami was awakened at about 3 am Saturday by an urgent phone call seeking help. The caller was distraught because he feared that his attic was the site of a yak infestation. After calming the person and going through the standard 47-question checklist, The Swami determined that the caller did not have yaks in the attic, he had bats in the belfry.

Still, in order to relieve his yak anxiety, Swami explained that the best way to avoid an unwanted yak infestation is to spray Yak 'B' Gone around the perimeter of one's property. It should be sprayed in a counter-clockwise direction during a full moon. This absolutely works. No one who has used this method has ever had a yak infestation. Amazing, but true.

Where else can you get such invaluable (or is the word un-valuable) information. On second thought, it is not necessary to answer that question.