A Most Unfortunate Misunderstanding
It has been brought to my attention that there has been a serious misunderstanding concerning Yak Herder Central.
My deepest apoplexy, er...apology to the numerous visitors who have apparently been spending a great deal of time at Yak Herder Central under the mistaken assumption that the time spend reading and studying this blog would qualify them for continuing education credits in yak herding.
While there is NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that reading this blog is far more enlightening than some actual continuing education courses, we regret that we have not ---- as yet --- filed the necessary paperwork to qualify for continuing education credits. But, hey, who knows. We are considering self-accreditation.
P.S. Also, we would like to say how sorry we are to the three people we pressed charges against after we learned that you were attempting to matriculate on our website. We did not have our glasses on at the time and we misread some of the words. We are sure that given enough time you too will see the humor in the situation.
posted by The Swami @ 12:15 PM
4 Comments:
You mean after all this time studying your blog won't get me closer to my Yak-herding certification???
I want my money back.
Once we complete our self-certification process we hope to be able to offer credits based upon your life-experience. It is our understanding that you have had a considerable amount of experience learning from the yak herder and assisting little yak herders in training.
Well I am flummoxed. I thought the chapter on "Housebreaking a Yak" was a 300 level course and so what is this about reneging on CEU's? Now I have 3 housetrained yaks and new carpet, and no credits? Yak herding is hard work.
Dear Flum,
If you had taken the prerequisite 100 level course on English as a logical language, you would know that The Swami would never "REnege" on anything since he had never neged in the first place.
Do not worry. You will receive full credit for your course as soon as we receive a photo of you in your living room with your three yaks.
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