World Peace & The Plain Dealer

Don't worry the logic of the title escapes me too.

In view of the constant stream of disconcerting news from North Korea, Iran and West Virginia, it seemed like the appropriate time for Yak Herder Central to do its small part to make the world a safer place. We are in the process of contacting Secretary of State Condo-lease Rice. No, not to lease a condo, but to advise her that we are voluntarily agreeing to sign a yak non-proliferation treaty.

We have done this because our research has led us to to the conclusion that, even as recently as last night, some of our readers were having sleepless nights worrying about countries such as North Korea getting ahold of yak delivery systems. You can now sleep soundly knowing that The Swami has done his part to make the world a wack...., er, safer place.

We will soon be investigating how to protect your communication devices from a self-confessed serial phone murderer. [Please do not confuse this with the "cereal phone murderer" who is believed to be either Snap, Krackle, or Pop].

And now for a public service announcement/link: Julie Zickefoose's book reviewed in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.