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Friday, January 26, 2007

Sex Sells; Who Knew!

The Swami was listening to his wood-burning radio earlier this week when he had a Eureka! moment. The announcer mentioned a story about how some Seattle coffee shops are boosting sales at their drive-thrus by having scantilly clad baristas.

As you can well imagine, Swamette is going to be thrilled out of her gourd when I tell her how sales of yak milk are going to increase once she stands at our window in her two-piece yak fur bikini selling fermenting yak milk. [Yes, I know that was a run-on sentence.]

Wow, Swamette is going to have a great time. milking yaks, selling yak milk; milking yaks, selling yak milk; milking yaks, selling yak milk; milking...well, you get the idea. Don't worry though, she is still going to have enough time to clean out the yak stables and serve Swami his three gourmet meals a day.
THUD!!
Oops, The Swami dozed off there and fell out of his chair while dreaming.
Well, time for me to go clean the stables.

5 Comments:

At 9:07 AM, Anonymous NatureWoman said...

So what are they going to do to draw the women in?

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger The Swami said...

Well, Naturewoman, it certainly will NOT be Swami in just a speedo and his turban!

 
At 11:01 AM, Anonymous NatureWoman said...

How about a baby Yak? That should do it. You know how us women go nuts over babies!

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Good idea, Pam!
Aww...baby yaks...

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Found cute pic of baby yaks for you, great Swami:
http://contaxg.com/document.php?id=22593

 

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