Yak Herder Central

Yak Herder and his trusty(?) altered ego, The Swami, are content to provide little content of their own, but delight in providing "helpful" commentary to the blogs of others ....ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FAIRLY UNBALANCED

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Is This Zombie Awareness Week?

Swamette, despite momentarily having second thoughts about her arthroscopic knee surgery, had a successful knee operation. She decided that the alternative, having Swami get out his Time-Life Book of Home Surgery, was not a good idea.



Swamette is recovering well. She is already able to walk without the walker that she used for the first couple of days. She is now using a nice squirrel-handled cane that Susan gave her for Christmas. I believe that Swamette may be trying to use this surgery as an excuse to slack off a bit. She keeps saying that she does not think that she can help to herd the yaks while she is using a cane. I'm sure that most people would agree that this is a pretty lame excuse.

While cruising the internet Swami came across a site that he is sure many of you will find very helpful in alleviating one of your concerns. The Zombie Preparedness Initiative will give you tips if you lie awake at night worrying about an attack of the Zombies. Visiting that site will also have another very salutary effect: by comparison Yak Herder Central will appear to be a mecca of mental health.

The Swami has received a confidential report from The Bureau of Land Management. It specifically makes reference to a clear-cut case of failure to fully utilize 80 acres of woodland in southeastern Ohio. In that case the land is deemed to be highly suitable for raising a herd of yaks. Yet, for reasons that are almost beyond comprehension [well, The Swami's comprehension] the owners of the land have no yaks. I know, it boggles the mind, doesn't it?!

4 Comments:

At 9:51 PM, Blogger bunnygirl said...

Best wishesc to Swamette on her continued recovery!

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Glad the cane is coming in handy. And to think, it was a gag gift!

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Mary said...

I hope Swammette is doing well and will be back to herding yaks soon. Even though JZ thinks yaks are cute and cuddly, I don't imagine she'll have a heard of yaks on her 80-acre woods.

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Is that Zombie site for real????
There are people out there who actually think zombies are going to take over the world????

 

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