Yak Herder Central

Yak Herder and his trusty(?) altered ego, The Swami, are content to provide little content of their own, but delight in providing "helpful" commentary to the blogs of others ....ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FAIRLY UNBALANCED

Friday, October 20, 2006

Nut Cases & Nuthatches

After considerable thought, it is obvious to The Swami that there are not enough sources of 24/7 news available. This is the result of long and logical thinking while imbibing fermented yak milk. Specifically, there are not enough unbalanced sources of information, so where better to get your unbalanced news than Yak Herder Central?

Why go to one of the networks or The Drudge Report and be overloaded with stories when you can concentrate on just a couple of tidbits or even occasionally, like today, a groundbreaking scoop.

Drawing on our nutwork, uh, network of confidential sources we have discovered the explosive revelation that Reprentative Mark Foley had a long-running cybersexual relationship with North Korean Madman [that is his complete, official, title] Kim Jong Il. It was apparently in the middle of one of those interactions that Kim fell off of his chair and accidentally hit his nuclear button.

Staying with news from North Korea, bird lovers will be interested to know that there have been sightings of several pairs of nesting Eurasian nuthatches living in Kim Jong Il's hair.

According to a search of our records, as well as a strip-search of Swamette, this is the first recorded instance of a nuthatch nesting on a nutcase.


At 10:26 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

As far as the fermented yak milk, Swami: Just say NO.

And give the Swamette a break! Strip searches...I don't don't even want to go there! You guys are my in-laws! Could you please act your age???

At 11:07 PM, Blogger The Swami said...

I have already written several letters to people far more experienced in these problems than myself. I hope to have some advice on the recommended 12-step program to enter as soon as I receive replies from Mel Gibson, Mark Foley and the NFL.

In the meantime it would be a shame to let all this yak milk go to waste.

At 6:03 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Hey, Swami! Saw your comment on Julie's blog. Glad you're back.
How was the Great Frozen North?


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