The Cable Guy & Zak the Yak
Swami spent the day trying to get his cable TV connection fixed. Oh sure you are probably thinking that The Swami's cable connection succumbed to the snow and ice. Oh no, nothing that simple. Our cable box has apparently been hacked by some computer maniac.
For the past week or more our local channels have been replaced by The Snow Terror Channel and The White Doom Breaking News Report. Then a couple of days ago when we finally gave up on the local channels and decided to switch to CNN, it was replaced by The All Anna Nicole Smith All-the Time Channel. Well, at least Swamette and I thought that it couldn't get any worse.
Well, Wrong-o again, Baldini. Today CNN switched to All Anna Nicole & All Britney All-the-Time.
Swami is going to turn off the TV and go back out and feed the yaks. Zak and the yaks seem to exhibit much more class and intelligence than most of the celebrities on TV.
posted by The Swami @ 8:25 PM
4 Comments:
Yaks are nice that way. You wouldn't see Zak out there shaving all of his fur off for no reason.
OMG Susan LOL!! And Zak would wear underwear if he wore underwear to begin with.
My cable connection is scrogged, too Swami. Maybe I need to get some Yaks to feed.
I don't blame you, Swami. I'd rather feed yaks in blowing snow up to my knees instead of listening All Anna Nicole Sith All the Time and Britney All the Time, anyday. LOL!
I made a hugely wise choice about 6 months ago and had my cable shut off. I am so happy to not be subjected to endless Anna Nicole and whoever else du jour.
Nice yakking with you.
Shila
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