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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

What's In A Name?

Anyone who knows The Swami knows that Swami thinks that nicknames are silly. That is, except when they are meaningful which, of course, all of the ones used by Swami are.

This is noteworthy since today, Lewis Libby, an assistant to the Vice President of the United States was convicted on four counts of being an adult with a ridiculous nickname : Scooter. Ladies and Gentlemen, it should be of utmost concern to all citizens when the advisers and highest elected officials in the nation are people with names like Scooter, Moonbeam and The Decider.

The Swami-client relationship, which is a sacred one, prohibits The Swami from disclosing the extensive list of actual nicknames [all meaningful] that apply to Swamette. Most of these nicknames are even suitable for mixed company.

Swami realized many years (decades? Millennia?) ago that there were no words to convey the sweetness of Swamette. Hey, you try to find a word that means: The Sweetness of Swamette!

Swami has checked everything from the Oxford English Dictionary to early texts in Cuneiform and Sanskrit to find a word that translates as: World's Sweetest Human Being. Thus, Swami has had to create his own words. I would expound upon this subject even more, but it is way past time to chase Swamette through the meadow.


At 9:58 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

You are so drunk.

At 5:51 AM, Blogger The Swami said...

I know. Swamette is intoxicatingly sweet, even surpassing fermented yak milk.

At 9:48 AM, Blogger NatureWoman said...

LOL Swami!
And I think it's nice that you think Swamette is the "World's Sweetest Human Being."

At 11:16 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

She must be, Pam, to put up with Swami.

At 8:37 PM, Blogger Mary said...

The Swami has some very endearing traits, no doubt! Swamette must be the sweetest lady on earth and highly entertained!


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