When Times Get Tough, Turn to The Swami
Due to inflation and the uncertain economy, The Swami feels compelled to provide his usual, helpful, advice to those who are less fortunate. Since Swami is married to the young and lovely Swamette, everyone is less fortunate.
One of the ways to economize is to move somewhat further down the gourmet scale when dining out. If your budget no longer lets you eat at fine-dining establishments such as White Castle or Jack-in-the-Box, there are a number of helpful guidelines when choosing an unfamiliar restaurant.
Things to be Wary of When Dining Out:
- Chef's hobby is raising cadaver dogs
- Kitchen appears decorated with crime-scene tape
- Majority of diners slumped over tables
- Special-of-the-Day: Porcupine on a Stick
- Waiter uses gasoline to flambe dessert
- Wine list includes Ripple
- Poison Control Center on speed-dial
- Accepts only the Nigerian Express Card
- Condiments include Raid
For those of you seeking somewhat more conventional budget, financial and general interest information, you might try: http://www.walletpop.com
where my oldest son, Geoff, among others, writes several articles a day.
posted by The Swami @ 5:55 PM
3 Comments:
Wow. That's great advice.
I guess that's why you have the big office with your name on the door, eh?
*I was waiting for a cat fricassee joke in there somewhere.*
O QUE EU DESEJO
Por: William Vicente Borges
Que na sua vida...
Tudo tenha a beleza das flores,
Que não falte a luz do luar,
Que os amigos sejam todos sinceros,
Que o mar nunca se agite, mas se agitar
que o barco nunca afunde.
Que os beija-flores visitem
todos os dias o seu jardim,
Que os passarinhos cantem em sua janela,
Que os sorrisos se multipliquem
em sua face.
Que a inspiração renasça
a cada manhã.
Que teus sonhos sejam realizados,
Que seus dias de semana, sejam como o domingo.
Que o mal não chegue a porta da casa.
Que a tua dispensa esteja sempre abarrotada.
Que teus olhos só contemplem bondade,
Que cada passo teu seja iluminado por Deus.
Que todas as manhãs te recebam com um sorriso.
É O QUE EU DESEJO
..........................
Inverno de 2009
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